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| Jason Allen Starner
April 25th, 1983 -- May 26th, 2002.
Seven years. I have not forgotten you.
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| And hey guess what nothing's changed. I still lose all interest in updating every time I open this big blank text box. Is there even anybody out there who still checks up on this place?
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| Jason Allen Starner
April 25th, 1983 -- May 26th, 2002
Six years, my friend. I still miss you.
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| http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/08/01/arctic.grab.ap/index.html
I would direct you to the following quote:
"For the first time in history people will go down to the sea bed under
the North Pole," Balyasnikov told The Associated Press. "It's like
putting a flag on the moon."
Like bloody hell it is! You know what this is? Russia's STILL pissed off that we rocked them all the way to the moon, so much so that thirty-eight years later, when they reach the North Pole (a full NINETY-EIGHT years after who? Oh yeah, that's right, this guy) they cheer and celebrate and jerk each other off and claim like it was as difficult as propelling three people a quarter FUCKING million miles through the emptiness of space and hitting a moving target. Yeah, like global warming had absolutely nothing to do with it, it was totally mad Russian tech skillz. "We can drive boats through the ices!"
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| Hey, it's only been a month and a halfish. I'd file that under "Pretty Damn Good" when it comes to updating.
And once again I sit here, mentally constipated. I tend to do better when I don't think, so let's see how that goes. Turns out I was in the right when it came to persuing a relationship...poor girl just got tired of saying no. Hey, better lucky than good, right? I kid, I kid...I guess she just sees something I don't. Things are going great...she really does make me happy. And happy, as I've discovered over the past couple years, is not something that is easily come by these days.
What else, what else...I've also turned in my testicles and purchased a hybrid car. It's actually right there in the lease: "You'll pay X amount of dollars each month, and oh by the way we'll need your balls. Yeah, go see Brian in the back, he'll take care of extraction." I suppose I could've timed that a little better, what with the new lady and all. Talk about hindsight. In actuality it's a good car, and it's nice to have air conditioning and, you know, power windows again. Although, I would've settled for a car that didn't have power windows but DID have the knob that one would use to raise/lower the windows still attached to the handle. When viewed from that perspective it looks like I got quite the deal!
I've decided the best thing about diet pop is that you can let it sit out as long as you want and it won't go flat. I mean, it's already tasteless, what more harm can be done?
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